Short quotes with photos and biographies

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

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It will take time to restore chaos.

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Why can't I just eat my waffle?

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If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.

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In my country we go to prison first and then become President.

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As long as my butt is being covered, I’m not worried.

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Look at Gaga. She’s the creative director of Polaroid. I like some of the Gaga songs. What the f*** does she know about cameras?

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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I've never let my school interfere with my education.

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...West and Europe don't want that. They say that Kadyrov is a bandit. If there's an incident in Europe, they say Kadyrov's behind it. If someone's cow dies, Kadyrov's to blame. If a chicken's not laying eggs, it's Kadyrov's fault.

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